What better way to celebrate your good fortune than with a delicious bag of Lucky Fucks!! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for good luck!
Each display contains approximately 120 pieces (3 oz. of penis and shamrock sour candies)
Suck a Bag of Dicks | 3oz bag Candy
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This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for anyone in your life! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for a good laugh!
(Also a great gift for a cheating asshole, self-absorbed person or just any plain old asshole)
Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces (3 oz. of fruit flavoured dick candies)
Suck a Bag of Dicks | Bag of 25 Candy
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A bag full of 25 individually wrapped small packs of fruity dicks! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, bachelorette parties, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for a good laugh!
(Also a great gift for a cheating assholes, self-absorbed people or just any plain old asshole)
With 5 candies in in every small bag, these packs make it easy to suck a bag of dicks!
CUNT - C is for CUNT, U is for UR A CUNT.....
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
Happy Fucking Birthday | Balloons (pack of 8)
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The best party balloons with a fun and sweary birthday message!
Eight, 9-inch assorted color, latex balloons per bag with header card.
And Here We Fucking Go Again...I Mean Good Morning
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
I Can Buy Myself Flowers...
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
Thanks for all the Roargasms!
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
'Til Your Unsolvable Murder Do Us Part
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
I'm Nuts About You
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
I Love You Like a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
Thanks for all the Orgasms (with stick figures)
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$19.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)
Fuck It All Pen Set
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Set of 5 AMAZING black ink ballpoint pens!
OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS
EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY
I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.
CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!
Work Sucks Pen Set
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Set of incredible 5 black ink pens.
Never too early to start dreading Monday.
I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.
This meeting could have been an email.
Same thing different day.
Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock.
Anxiety Pen Set
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Set of 5 AMAZING black ink ballpoint pens!
OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS
EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY
I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.
CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!
I Want to Sit On Your Face | Card
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Size A2 folded card (5.5" x 4.25") Blank inside Professionally printed on 100lb matte cardstock Handmade, printed and shipped from Canada
I Fucking Love You | Card
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Size A2 folded card (5.5" x 4.25")
Blank inside
Professionally printed on 100lb matte cardstock
Handmade, printed and shipped from Canada
Let's Bone | Card
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Size A2 folded card (5.5" x 4.25")
Blank inside
Professionally printed on 100lb matte cardstock
Handmade, printed and shipped from Canada
Dirty As Fuck/Empty That Shit | Magnet (Dishwasher)
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 2.98" x 3.0"
Everything Hurts & I'm Dying | Magnet
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 3.0" x 2.27"
Life Would Succ Without You | Magnet
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 3.0" x 2.67"
The Moon Made Me Do It | Magnet
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$3.99
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 3.0" x 2.99"
Welcome to the Shitshow | Magnet
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$3.99
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 3.0" x 3.0"
Not Today Satan | Magnet
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$3.99
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 3.0" x 2.81"
Feeling Cute Might Have a Panic Attack Later | Magnet
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 2.9" x 3.0"
Fresh Outta Fucks | Magnet
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$3.99
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Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!
Size: 2.89" x 3.0"
Adulthood is Bullshit | Sticker
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$2.49
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Stick 'em on electronics, notebooks, water bottles, mirrors, bikes, cars and pretty much whatever else your heart desires!
dimensions: 2.69" x 3.0"
Feeling Cute Might Have a Panic Attack Later | Sticker
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Stick 'em on electronics, notebooks, water bottles, mirrors, bikes, cars and pretty much whatever else your heart desires!
dimensions: 2.86" x 2.95"
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