New Shit!

What better way to celebrate your good fortune than with a delicious bag of Lucky Fucks!! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for good luck! 

Each display contains approximately 120 pieces (3 oz. of penis and shamrock sour candies)

This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for anyone in your life! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for a good laugh!

(Also a great gift for a cheating asshole, self-absorbed person or just any plain old asshole)

Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces (3 oz. of fruit flavoured dick candies)

A bag full of 25 individually wrapped small packs of fruity dicks!  These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, bachelorette parties, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for a good laugh!

(Also a great gift for a cheating assholes, self-absorbed people or just any plain old asshole)

With 5 candies in in every small bag, these packs make it easy to suck a bag of dicks!

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

The best party balloons with a fun and sweary birthday message!

Eight, 9-inch assorted color, latex balloons per bag with header card.

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee/tea or enjoying a different kind of magical beverage throughout the day, these sassy mugs are perfect for you!
All mugs are made to order, pressed by me and made with love from my home!
Please visit my FAQ page for more details and care :)

Set of 5 AMAZING black ink ballpoint pens!

OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS

EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY

I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.

CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!

Set of incredible 5 black ink pens.

Never too early to start dreading Monday.

I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.

This meeting could have been an email.

Same thing different day.

Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock.

Set of 5 AMAZING black ink ballpoint pens!

OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS

EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY

I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.

CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!

Size A2 folded card (5.5" x 4.25") Blank inside Professionally printed on 100lb matte cardstock Handmade, printed and shipped from Canada

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 2.98" x 3.0"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 3.0" x 2.27"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 3.0" x 2.67"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 3.0" x 2.99"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 3.0" x 3.0"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 3.0" x 2.81"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 2.9" x 3.0"

Make your kitchen, office, or entire home magical with these high quality, amazing magnets!

Size: 2.89" x 3.0"

Stick 'em on electronics, notebooks, water bottles, mirrors, bikes, cars and pretty much whatever else your heart desires!

dimensions: 2.69" x 3.0"

Stick 'em on electronics, notebooks, water bottles, mirrors, bikes, cars and pretty much whatever else your heart desires!

dimensions: 2.86" x 2.95"