New Shit!

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Scroll through the personalization pages to see your choices. Please use this format below and add the corresponding numbers beside (you can copy and paste)

Background #
Quote #:

Person's Name:
Gender/Skin tone #:
Shirt #:
Jean #: (female only)
Hairstyle #: 

First Dog's Name: 
Breed #:
Angel wings/halo needed?:

Please continue dog's name and breed for any additional dogs

Have any questions or need a new breed - shoot me a message sara@aromasarapy.ca 

PLEASE READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS

Scroll through the personalization pages to see your choices. Please use this format below for BOTH people and add the corresponding numbers beside (you can copy and paste) Both friends will be holding a joint :)

Background #
Quote #:

Person 1: Name
Skin tone #
Shirt #
Jean #
Hairstyle #

Please repeat the bottom section for the second person.  

Have any questions - shoot me a message sara@aromasarapy.ca 

PLEASE READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS

Scroll through the personalization pages to see your choices. Please use this format below for BOTH people and add the corresponding numbers beside (you can copy and paste)

Background #
Quote #:

Person 1: Name
Skin tone #
Shirt #
Jean #
Hairstyle #
Drink #

Please repeat the bottom section for the second person.  

Have any questions - shoot me a message sara@aromasarapy.ca 

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

ONE HELL OF A WOMAN

UNFUCKWITHABLE YOU

ARE WILDLY, FIERCELY, AND INCREDIBLY CAPABLE

YOU CAN FUCKING DO THIS

YOU ARE A GODDAMN FORCE

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY

I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER

I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT

I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT

I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT

The most realistic pen set for moms!

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS

DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH

I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN

WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW

MOM! MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

ASK ME ABOUT MY PLANTS

IF I DIE, BE SURE TO WATER MY PLANTS

WORLD'S BEST PLANT PARENT

*LITERALLY* NEVER ENOUGH PLANTS

I HAVE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLANTS

Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.

CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS BUT CAN BUY CANNABIS

HERB NERD

IT'S 4:20 SOMEWHERE

HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS

NUGS AND KISSES

This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for anyone in your life! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for a good laugh!

(Also a great gift for a cheating asshole, self-absorbed person or just any plain old asshole)

Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces (3 oz. of fruit flavoured dick candies)

What better way to celebrate your good fortune than with a delicious bag of Lucky Fucks!! These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for good luck! 

Each display contains approximately 120 pieces (3 oz. of penis and shamrock sour candies)

A bag full of 25 individually wrapped small packs of fruity dicks!  These sweet confections make great additions to gifts, bachelorette parties, piñata fillers for adult parties or just give them to your friends for a good laugh!

(Also a great gift for a cheating assholes, self-absorbed people or just any plain old asshole)

With 5 candies in in every small bag, these packs make it easy to suck a bag of dicks!

The best party balloons with a fun and sweary birthday message!

Eight, 9-inch assorted color, latex balloons per bag with header card.