Pens & Stationary Vibes

Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.

CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS BUT CAN BUY CANNABIS

HERB NERD

IT'S 4:20 SOMEWHERE

HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS

NUGS AND KISSES

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY

I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER

I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT

I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT

I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

ASK ME ABOUT MY PLANTS

IF I DIE, BE SURE TO WATER MY PLANTS

WORLD'S BEST PLANT PARENT

*LITERALLY* NEVER ENOUGH PLANTS

I HAVE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLANTS

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

ONE HELL OF A WOMAN

UNFUCKWITHABLE YOU

ARE WILDLY, FIERCELY, AND INCREDIBLY CAPABLE

YOU CAN FUCKING DO THIS

YOU ARE A GODDAMN FORCE

The most realistic pen set for moms!

Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS

DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH

I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN

WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW

MOM! MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!

Set of incredible 5 black ink pens.

Never too early to start dreading Monday.

I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.

This meeting could have been an email.

Same thing different day.

Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock.

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OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS

EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY

I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.

CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!

Set of 5 AMAZING black ink ballpoint pens!

OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS

EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY

I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.

CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!